Now, I'm not trying to plagiarize George Takei here but the headline seems fitting for the subject at hand.
You see, I've developed feelings for someone I know who, with a 100% certainty, doesn't reciprocate my feelings. In fact, I know that if he was on fire and I held the fire extinguisher he would rather drop and roll.
What is it with the human condition that makes us masochists sometimes? I've tried going on dates with other men to get him out of my head but for now he's stuck.
I'm pathetic I know but I honestly can't help it. I think I finally know what it feels like to have a broken heart.